Apart from smelling like a walking BBQ pit, I've been burping a disturbingly large amount of stomach gas, non-stop, since I arrived home. It's extremely disconcerting and curious. Am feeling rather disgusted by this irregular but often(enough)heard noise originating from my stomach. No, I didn't take ANY carbonated drinks. (If I did, it'd be much worse. Think soap bubble orgy.) Surely it cannot be the way I chew & swallow food right? It's not as if I chew with my mouth open, creating massive amount of tiny air pockets in the boli of food. Maybe my digestive system has a problem... I finally understand how Sir feels each time he has a meal. I'll never laugh at him about it again.
Am going to sleep on my stomach tonight to squish all that gas-that-came-from-nowhere out.
More on today's awesome happenings tomorrow (:
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