The Wine, the lights and the Spanish guitar

To my horrendous discovery, my ability or whatever quark-sized aptitude I had for mathematics has long dried and shrivelled up. Spent a good part of the morning and afternoon reluctantly doing (less than 5% of) the holiday math assignment (that I only found out about recently).

CONFOUND IT. MY HEAD HURTS JUST THINKING ABOUT NUMBERS AND SUMS. CONFOUND IT ALL!!!