Had an interesting 3 or 4 way conversation today after school:
"Oh my goodness! Who is D-- and D--?"
"They're my frie-"
"-gasp- then why are you two-timing them!"
"What?! I'm not tw-"
"Hey, what if they are twins?!"
"Yes they are twins."
"OMG I can't believe you! You're two-timing twins!"
"I'm not! They're just fr-"
"How can you do that!"
"Do you know why? Cos she can't tell both of them apart."
">.<"
and then there was a phonecall with a guy I barely know.
"Hello, who're you."
"Guess!"
"Marie Claire Michelle Jane Sharon Zoe Cindy Tracie Grace Macey Cheryl Esth-"
"I'm not a girl!"
"Yea right I totally believe you. Do I even know you? -insert random female names-?"
"I'm not a girl!!"
"Am I supposed to believe that."
"It's true! I'm [#]! [&]'s friend!"
"Seriously?"
"YES"
"You don't sound like a boy."
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