Broke my heart. Really.

"[...] and my ex saw your profile pictures and said you're ugly! :o [...]"

I do this every morning: I wait for my phone alarm to ring, then I snooze, snooze, snooze before turning it on just to receive my daily Start- The- Morning- With- Mr.K! message. However, what I read shattered my fragile, achy-breaky heart that was already on the brink of shattering due to the gross lack of Haagen Daz ice-cream in the fridge. Yea, I know, I got so depressed I flung myself back to bed and started laughing so hard the saline in my tear ducts wanted in on the fun.

I've started my mornings in all kinds of ways but this one really takes the cake for being the funniest: being told I'm ugly- by an ex. It totally made my morning (: But my sis was all "OMG, that's so mean! I'll be damn depressed if someone told me that! Don't you feel sad?!"

So on the way to chuch, I told my mom about it to see her reaction and she immdiately went into Momma Mode.

"Don't let anyone say these kind of things to you ok? She's one year older than you right? How can she say things like that? Go and tell her that she's being very immature! [...]" You get the idea.

To which I replied, "MOM do I even look like I'm affected by the comment?! It hardly scratched the surface of my self-esteem! And I already replied. I said that she made my morning today and that I totally love and forgive her for being a bitch with low self-esteem!"

"That's not a very nice thing to say you know, especially as a Christian. What happened to your Christian values?"

"But I incorporated love and forgiveness in the message! Are those not Christian values?! -insert cheeky smile-"

"... ."

Haha. It's true isn't it? Make Love, Not War I say! (:
And- I have to say this- she was so asking for it! I couldn't resist spiting her with my little reply!

[In a snotty French accent] "Ah'm so sorry mah pres-si-ous poopsie woopsie dah-ling, but eet takes AHlot moore dahn zat to brrreeng mwah da-own."

Haha I can't stand myself sometimes.