Shades of Red

He stared at the blur of heels, dyed hair, and flashy fabric. "I have a theory," he declared, after several moments.

"Let's hear it."

"Girls who wear red at a nightclub are desperate for attention."

She surveyed the the crowd before her, eyes lingering on the figures in red. "Depends on what shade of red they're wearing."

A pause.

"You're right," he gave a slight nod.

And they continued to people-watch in comfortable silence.