OTL

Ohmyannoyingstupidpersistentlyrumblingstomach

ARGH.And that one word, with the fullstop included, contains every last drop of the immense exasperation and annoyance that has plagued me since the beginning of the week and, instead of evaporating, has increased exponentially like the graph of e^x, and believe me I am THIS CLOSE ['this' referring to the width of a bulimic electron] to running down the road barefooted and all yelling like a maniac just so my surroundings will experience an increase in entropy and then maybe, just maybe, I'll feel marginally better cos there'll be more people, I hope, feeling as miserable as me.